I'm drive I can fine osifer
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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