I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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