Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??