she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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