No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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