trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
As shirtless as possible
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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