if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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