ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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