wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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