help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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