he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i came on her dog
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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