I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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