I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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