I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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