We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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