Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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