you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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