Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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