I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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