Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
