I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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