Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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