Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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