Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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