So drunk, too bad you don't want this
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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