I must be too annoying 4 u.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
