found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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