I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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