What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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