So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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