There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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