yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I will be naked everywhere
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I wear drunk well.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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