i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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