at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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