Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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