fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
All the doctor said was why
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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