people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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