FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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