Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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