So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
My vagina just clenched in fear
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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