I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
are you so shy because you have an std?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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