in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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