If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
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