Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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