Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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