mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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