mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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