fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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