This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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