how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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