Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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