Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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