awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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