Me. At least after what I've been through.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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