"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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