My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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