I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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